MENHIRWYCH OOC ☖

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Welcome to Menhirwych, an invite-only relationship-building cuddle/survival game with light plot elements. Named for the mysterious standing stone with the power to draw people to it from throughout the multiverse, the city is, as far as anyone can immediately tell, abandoned. Upon arrival, characters are psychically and empathically linked to each other and expected to... do nothing, really. There is no one in the city to have any expectations. The only thing that's certain is that if they can't all find a way to work together, they won't survive—whether it be starvation that gets them, the elements, or the menhir's strange powers.

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OOC INFORMATION

Player: MJ
Pronouns: She/her
Over 21?: Yup
Contact: [plurk.com profile] circuitry
Invitation: You
Triggers: Nothing in particular

IC INFORMATION

Name: Felassan
Canon: Dragon Age
Canon point: Near the end of The Masked Empire, after Briala betrays Celene
Age: Somewhere between 6,000 and 10,000

PERSONAL INFO

History: Wiki. Head canon gap fillers: he was a minor spirit before embodiment, and he was no one important among the Elvhen except by virtue of being close personal friends with Solas and eventually second in command of the rebellion. He remained awake for most of the 4,000 years between the Veil and The Masked Empire but didn't take a major role in any historical events anyone has heard of. E.g., he was not secretly Shartan. Maybe he showed up to give Shartan some tips and a fist bump though.

Temperament: Outwardly he is most often insouciant and calmly chatty, given to meandering through philosophical tangents and whimsical bullshit and bad jokes until he decides things are serious — which is usually either before or after everyone else does, rarely at the same time. This isn't entirely an act. Often it's not an act at all, in fact, just an old man having a fun time. But other times it's self-caricature to misdirect from sincere belief, exhaustion, and anger, all of which he has in spades. Being so isolated and living through all of the everything has left him off-kilter and a cheerfully ruthless danger to the general public; there is something genuinely wrong with him. But a long time ago he was level-headed, compassionate, practical, and principled, and he still has his moments.

Despite his recent cryptid habits, at heart he's a big people person. He's extraverted and doggedly loyal to his friends (though there is a tier system). In the days of the rebellion he was a beloved leader with a recognizable name. And if friends and allies are not available he would still rather have bad company than none at all. He's able to be civil, give or take some needling, even on prolonged road trips with people he'd gladly kill if it'd serve even half a purpose. He's irreverent and defiant, no gods no masters, but not so knee-jerk oppositional that he can't cooperate with authority. He just wants them to understand it's only because he feels like it.

Suitability: This is the worst thing that could possibly happen to him (yay!) and I have successfully convinced myself he won't self-immolate to get out of it. He survived as a slave and secret rebel in a rich hedonistic society for centuries before helping blow it up, so he has old habits he can fall back on. There's no canon evidence of his personal sex life but he makes eyebrow waggling sex jokes and has weirdly charged tension with a sadistic shapeshifting demon, so I think he deserves to be a little freak. He also deserves a motorcycle.

MUNDANE ABILITIES

Skills: Guerrilla warfare tactics, strategy, and logistics; subterfuge and sabotage and terrorism (positive); propaganda/public relations/political maneuvering; outdoor survival; magical and mundane combat; athletic skills like accurate throws and running and riding. He's multilingual but most of the languages are dead now. He's also very old, so he has a junk drawer of miscellaneous skills and knowledge. Like he probably plays an instrument pretty well not because he has a particular aptitude but because he had a cumulative hundred years to fritter away learning it. I promise not to use that as an excuse to make him amazing at a bunch of random stuff, though. Competent dabbler only.

SUPERNATURAL ABILITIES

Mage: He can do a pretty wide swath of Dragon Age magic. He most often is seen using elemental magic to violent ends, but he also has some friendlier creation magic at his disposal, like growing plants or giving energy/clarity to a pal, and some spirit/arcane magic like dispelling/cleansing and barriers. He's a Dreamer who can visit other people's dreams but not a super strong one who could do a lot of manipulation or kill anyone that way. He is able to vanish, somehow. Plus some other stuff I'm going to ignore because it's too vague for my liking. He is powerful by Thedas mage standards, but only enough for people to think he's a particularly talented mortal. By his own people's standards he was just some guy.
Elvhen: He's a spirit inhabiting an immortal lyrium-crafted body. Violence can kill him the same as anyone else if it gets through his magical defenses, but in the meantime he doesn't age and won't die of natural causes. He has tapetum lucidum and good night vision.
Weaknesses: His ability to indefinitely vanish should probably be limited to Inquisition/Veilguard's short-distance Fade step, to prevent him from opting out of every situation. His Dreamer abilities should also be curbed — being able to harass the CEOs while they sleep would be a lot. I do love a dreamscape so if limiting it to only other assets or giving important locals immunity to it somehow would make sense with your worldbuilding that'd be cool, but I get it if it needs to go entirely. Otherwise I think Neocephalos' ability to nerf people for acting up in the moment will be enough to keep him from causing OOCly problematic amounts of trouble, but I'm happy to cut or limit whatever else at your whim.

GAME DATA

Corporation: Apex Legacies
Recruitment reasoning: At home he's recently done a lot of flashy violence and had a nice time doing it. In the Show Room he would also demonstrate some exciting-looking magic in attempts to escape or deconstruct the environment.

Passcode: There is no spoon

tmi

CLEAN(ISH) SECTION

Character name: trick weekes you tell me what wisdom is in elvhen right now!!
Alias: solas, fen'harel, the dread wolf, he who hunts alone, we could be here a while

Age: 9000+
Birthdate: he was never born, actually
Zodiac sign(s): put the stars back where they belong right now

Height: 6'3
Build: you ever think about what someone who'd been in a coma for 4000 years would look like a year after waking up? well he looks a little better than that, but he's still regaining things like muscle tone. and muscle.
Appearance: handsome pixels if you're into bald guys, i guess. violet eyes, fair skin, light freckles across his cheeks and nose. looks like his head's either in the clouds or very, very present. reddish-brown brows. faint scars above his right brow and above his lip. with hair
Voice: gareth david lloyd the voice actor that you are. sounds perpetually tired. elvhen accent sounds welsh to people who know what wales is and dalish to people who know what the dales are. sometimes speaks in a noticeable rhythm akin to (but distinct from) iambic pentameter.
Body hair: present, sparse, light and fine. more visible in armpits and groin.
Scent: strangely metallic, petrichor, ozone—but mostly clean.

Corporation: blindstar
Residence: technically a pod, but sleeping in the green areas
Social Media Presence: absolutely none whatsoever.
Social Media Use? as above. he ignores his cord entirely and will only interact in person.

Clothes: simple clothes of natural fabrics in earth tones for preference. covered from clavicle to ankles. tends not to wear shoes but instead wrap the arch of his foot in leather.
Scars: aforementioned scars above his brow and lip, and more numerous scars on his torso, back, arms, and legs. everything from magic burns to stab wounds to claws—he's seen a lot of war. they're very old and well-healed, but some are gnarly enough to still stand out.
Piercings: maybe he once had them, when he was a fancy lad serving a self-styled goddess, but they're long-gone now.
Tattoos: very famously and deliberately has none.
Other bodily modifications: his whole body :)
Other notable physical details: big pointy elf ears and tapetum lucidum eyes—they shine in the dark.

Vices of choice: regret
Hygienic routine: cleanliness is next to wolfiness.
Other daily habits: meditating in the green areas of the pyramid
Sleeping habits: not as much as he should or would like to—he doesn't trust anyone here and doesn't feel comfortable falling asleep.

DIRTY SECTION

Sexual orientation: pansexual
Ideal type(s): thoughtful, open-minded, empathetic, deliberate, willing to hold onto this molotov cocktail for him, picks up on his speech patterns.
Monogamous, polyam, or...? personally monogamous but not fussed if his partner takes other lovers, if he wasn't confident in their relationship he wouldn't be in it. no one else is going to matter to him as much as the best friend he killed, anyway.
Where they fall on the D/s spectrum normally: dom-leaning switch with somewhat fraught feelings about both dynamics. prefers total equality but sometimes it's very satisfying to be listened to.

Genitalia description: average, uncut
Chest description: flat, not that broad, not that muscled. did i mention he was in a coma for 4000 years?
Ass description: somehow awesome. like just a really good ass. i have no idea how he maintained it in the magic coma/

Underwear preference: may eventually join the modern era in briefs or boxer-briefs... but he won't be happy about it.
Sleepwear preference: fully clothed with his staff nearby or in wolf shape
What was their first time like?: it could have been worse—he was trying to throw himself into the whole "having a physical body" thing and so he went for it before he was really ready, but his partner wasn't terrible and he didn't embarrass himself.
Best sexual experience: none of his have been great, they've mostly just been on a spectrum from serviceable to fine. he's not very motivated by sex and never sought it out all that much.
Worst sexual experience: as a man with some political power working for someone with a lot of political power, he's consented to some encounters he would not have otherwise for information, alliances, or appearances.

Size preference: does not care
Preferred method of sex: he really enjoys watching his partners get themselves off. also giving oral (though getting is also great).
Preferred frequency: he's been celibate for thousands of years, it's not really something he's concerned with. it's just nice when it happens!
Masturbation habits: perfunctory and only when he knows he's gonna be distracted if he doesn't do it.

Favorite position(s): unfortunately, genuinely, doggy style. if he's very emotionally involved with his partner, anything where he can see their face.
Favorite place(s) to have sex: in nature, whomp whomp
Favorite kinks/sex acts: trick weekes said it as a joke but i am committing to the bit, this man has a breeding kink that he has deliberately ignored. he's aware of it but he pretends he does not see. kids would be such a bad idea for him anyway!! also bondage.
Kinks they've tried and hated: he doesn't need to try it to know that very involved d/s, master/slave roleplay, or consensual non-consent are absolute nos.
Favorite toys: someone get him some shibari ropes, he would be reluctantly fascinated.

Sensitive areas: nape of neck, ears (it's a trope for a REASON), hands, thighs
Turn-ons:
Turn-offs: 
Triggers: 
Something they want to try but haven't before: 
Number one fantasy: 
After-sex habits: 

CYBERPUNK SECTION


VR Sex? no (maybe, someday, when he's inclined to play along)
Body Mods? intriguing in theory but he's already not a fan of the one he has
New Kinks They've Encountered In NC? he's seen some orgies in his time but andraste's holy knickerweasels you're all taking it up a notch, huh?
New Toys They've Encountered in NC? does he even want to know what a bad dragon is. probably not.

Hottest Corp CEO: ( disgusted noise )

kinklist.

faves

+ biting
⇄ body worship
← bondage
⇄ dirty talk
← fingers in mouth
⇄ foreplay
⇄ hair pulling
← hornsplay
⇄ k i s s i n g
+ multiple orgasms
⇄ oral sex
← orgasm control/denial
⇄ pegging
⇄ sex toys
⇄ sexual exhaustion
⇄ squirting
⇄ tailplay
yes
2+ penetration
⇄ anal
+ aphro
→ begging
→ cock warming
← creampie
← discipline/reinforcement
⇄ fingering
← flexibility
+ orgies
⇄ rimming
⇄ rough sex
+ size difference
← sensory deprivation (blindfolds, gags, etc)
← sensory play (ice, wax, etc)
⇄ scratching
← somnophilia (negotiated, on or off screen)
⇄ spanking
⇄ teasing
⇄ scissoring
⇄ vanilla
maybes
Note: everything the light touches could be yours, Simba. It does need some plotting/playing/negotiating it out, though.

← breath control
← choking
← degradation
⇄ femdom
← humiliation
← knotting
← coercion
no
Note: This list is primarily OOC limits, as well as IC limits, I would like to avoid all.

x abuse
x vore
x gore
x pregnancy
x bodily functions
x rape


LEGEND: → being on the giving end . ← being on the receiving end . ⇄ por que no los dos . + no preference . x neither way
Tags:

info for @menhirwych

name EA LOWKEY
canon BALDUR'S GATE 3
age 30s
pronouns she/her
pitch ASSUMING THE BIG SHINY ROCK BROUGHT HER HERE TO TEACH BOZOS HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE BIG CITY. CARRYING HER EXTRACTED TADPOLE IN A JAR. TEACH HER WHAT FROZEN PIZZA IS.
first impressions
visual 5'9" if you count her elongated horns (and why shouldn't you?), built like a mean cat - all lean muscle, very accrobatic and dexterous - but more surprisingly, standing out for the colouration of her body overall. There's horns, which we've covered; there is also a tail, hair that is pastel pink/purple, lavender hair, and eerie eyes - black sclera, teal ring around the lavender pale pupils.
aural low timbre, oddly Slavic, but speaks Common and Infernal (which just sounds like an Eastern European language that the player can speak)
other Her subclass is arcane trickster rogue, which includes access to a few spells and cantrips: Friends, Thaumaturgy, Firebolt, Mage Hand, Minor Illusion, Sleep, Tasha's Hideous Laughter, Chromatic Orb, Hellish Rebuke, Darkness. There are spells that require components, and she won't be casting them if they are not available, but cantrips are a go.
abilities
ability 1 lockpicking
ability 2 archery
ability 3 build you a fire, pitch you a tent
permissions
aggression VERBAL ✓ PHYSICAL ✓ MAIMING ✕ KILLING ✕
affection HUGS ✓ KISSES ✓ FRIENDSHIP ✓ ROMANCE ✓ SEX ✓
TRIGGERS mind control, body horror
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